Written in November 2021
After many tribulations, plagues, miscellaneous rodents (of unremarkable size) and other such interesting times, Elizabeth and Siegfried finally found their way before the King and Queen. They asked why they were called. The herald said, "Sewwice. Sewwive is what bwings us togeder today. Ah sewwice, that dweam which makes the dweam, and your peewages will fowwow you fowewer." Queen Genvieve said, "You have survived the Pennsic Swamp, and proved the existence of the dreaded S.O.U.S (service of unusual size). We have seen your good work, inflicting organization and cheese, security and levity, all in equal measure." And King Hans said nothing but his look conveyed a thousand words. And so it was that Siegfried and Elizabeth were recognized as Pelicans by King Hans and Queen Genvieve for their enduring stubbornness and dedication to the Society. Done this __ day of whatever, by our hand and seal.
"Now take your rest! I mean it!" "Does anybody want a peanut?"
The Princess Bride by William Goodman